How I imagine it went down
- C.S. Lewis: I made you a character in my book!
- J.R.R. Tolkien: OMG me too!
- Lewis: You're the man who created the wardrobe that leads to Narnia!
- Tolkien: ...
- Lewis: Who am I?
- Tolkien: A tree
- Lewis: ............
- Tolkien: But, like, a cool tree
one time my super conservative cousins from alabama came up to visit us and they were making fun of me for being a feminist and one of them was like “why isnt there feminism for guys” and i just said “we already have that, it’s called the american government” and my mom dropped the all the corn and was just like