c-crowley:

theofficialcitycouncil:

c-crowley:

dropping out of school to become an illegal wheat and wheat-by products dealer

EXCUSE YOU

SWEATS NERVOUSLY 

(via petercapoodles)

thebest-memes:

"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"

thebest-memes:

"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"

(via australian-government)

pocketmoony:

This made me laugh so hard!

(via australian-government)

msruhhnoir:

myokcupidtragedy:

subarbievol:

Straight boys like “lets threesome” but can’t even please one woman

ATTENTION EVERYONE THIS IS THE REALEST SHIT I’VE EVER READ

Just say “sure babe, let’s get another guy in here” and see how quickly they shut down.

(via australian-government)

randomthunk:

My feelings after Listen are…complicated.
And I’m kinda winging it on this.

randomthunk:

My feelings after Listen are…complicated.

And I’m kinda winging it on this.

(via capalxii)

amywiliams:

doctor who - listen

amywiliams:

doctor who - listen

fappuclno:

when you and ya bestfriend say something at the exact same time
image

(via g-hostgirl)