think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries

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i changed my okcupid profile to say “you should message me if you know any good jokes about giraffes” and someone responded “you, a baby, and a giraffe walked into a bar, and then you walked out with me! ;) ;)” and i’m so angry because that doesn’t even make sense, there is ZERO adherence to structural joke norms, why the fuck is the baby there? did we leave the baby at the bar? jesus christ, did we fucking leave the baby with the fucking giraffe, that is NOT RESPONSIBLE

(via liamdryden)


was this movie even real

(via badwolfbooks)





This is unexpectedly not about make-up haha

reblogged before it was even finished.


I am so glad I am starting school here tomorrow, this is great

(via dicloniius)


idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk

(via charliegays)

Now if you and your pal had one big wish, Trevor, what would you like to see on television?

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